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Friday, June 27, 2008

Food Shortage?

Who said world is at the blink of food shortage? ask me and I will tell you how to over come it...

Due to sudden change in Sun's and Moon's position I am little moved by the fact that man kind could experience food shortage as early as 2020. So I dedicated one evening of mine in search of new kind of food for MY kind Man Kind.

The following pictures will demonstrate the evidence of my new finding.










Thank you for reading my blog.

Subho Deep Ghosh

Thursday, June 26, 2008

The arrival


Life in Edinburgh

Chapter three: The arrival

I got introduced to Sayak at the kolkata International Airport. Although we have already spoken but never had the opportunity to meet.

Once in the flight I realised I got a middle seat. Flight was full and we were late so had to quickly squeeze into my seat and settle down.

First few hours I spent fiddling with the various buttons attached to the seat. In a 13 hours journey you got to be busy you know. If you dont have any thing to do then you certainly have the opportunity to do any thing you want. Squeezed between a 13 hours sleeping man and a lady, I couldn't really take enough brake from continuous seating. Following hours were really bad specially the last hour before landing at Heathrow. I had to twist and turn in order to put my weight on one bump in order to rest the other one.

I saw this girl ( Damn, I dont even remember her name!) walking before me, she had a small bag. I immediately offered to help her. Well, I guess that's basic instinct of a preying character! We had a quick conversation. She was from Dum Dum, a few kilometres from my ancestral home. A Bengali, travelling to Newcastle university. We dint have a common flight. I thought it wouldn't be nice if I ask her for email ID. So I gave her mine and so it was the beginning of the end. Today after 11 months, she remains the only Bengali girl I have spoken to in UK. I dedicate this song to her



Does this make you feel I had a crash on her? I guess no, there are no ordinary moments in life!.

Landing at the Edinburgh airport was as usual, pilot dint fall sleep, wings remain attached to the plane, beautiful ladies in red ( my favourite color) walked up and down the plane... what else can I expect?

But there was .... some thing wrong. Within me I was upset through out the journey. I just dint have the thrill.... was that a sign for what was to come?


Subho Deep Ghosh

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Click here to read Chapter one: The sleep
Click here to read Chapter two: The Departure
Click here to read Chapter three: The arrival
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Monday, June 23, 2008

A night to remember (continued)

Continued from last post. Click here to read the last post

Its 9.24 am and ... how about starting this day by seeing some beautiful ladies in their most wanted dress by man kind?

Here they come:














































For the first time in a long time I really wanted to walk. Tiredness, Sleep and Cold weather dint bother me much....

Thanks for reading this.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

A night to remember

11. 30 pm June 14th, 2008:

30 minutes to go before a new day begins. I usually, begin my day sleeping. Nothing unusual for a person like me who hates to stay awake at night and would do any thing to sleep, even if that means sleeping an hour early.

11.40 pm:
I scrapped up my work and called it a successful day as I can go to bed now. Hot summer night made my room hot so I stretched my left hand to open the window. As I did I saw two policewomen stand in the middle of road and discussing some thing. Its not strange to see people walking/playing/running/ and * at mid night, after all I live in Royal Mile and my window faces THE HUB.

12. XX am
Life has been very slow these days, seeing Sun light from 4 am in the morning till 11 pm in the night, I just dont know what more to do in a day. I picked my head phone. Its time for music.



I looked out side my window. It was a perfect night. The sky looked bright dark blue as if it is going get morning soon. There was only few patch of clouds in the sky and Moon was perfectly at 12 O' Clock position... has to be as it is 12 am.

I saw a beautiful lady packed only in a transparent plastic walking across the street. Her body movement showed she was in great hurry. She dint bother me much because I was in my own world and mostly because you get to see better things than this *. I began thinking how different a Sunday could mean to some one. ... just then another one.

Hey, this is fun. It is really rare to see such beautiful women walking by with just B*a on top and at bottom ... who cares?

I quickly changed the song and began thinking what could happen if I click them! Usually I dont click such innocent people. Its against my ethics but Seeing such beautiful girls in their teens walking at midnight brought out devil in me. I thought I always wanted to be a famous photographer. Why not just take picture? what could happen at the most? I may end up creating world's most famous pornographic image. Well, thats challenging!

I am strange person. I can do wrong things very well knowing what I am doing is wrong. So now you know how I do it. Yes, by making lame excuses to my self.

By now I have already grabbed my camera. I quickly changed the lens... will be easy to isolate one. Opened the window half way and put my camera on the table for support. I saw 3 young men in their early 30s were standing at the side of the road and making fun of those walking fairies. I saw few more girls walking by but dint impress me much... may be they were not dressed in a very challenging way.

Suddenly things started to calm down. Street became quite. I saw those 3 guys looking at the other side of the road and discussing some thing. I had a hunch...

Continued here ....

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

The Departure


Life in Edinburgh
Chapter two - The Departure

Twenty fours hours to go. I thought well, for once let me begin packing early. I have already bought the suitcase, most of the things that I am going to carry are already dumped on a separate bed. Every one in my family does this. If we are to go on a long trip, few days before the departure we start dumping all the essential things that we would like to carry into a common place. This helps to prevent leaving behind things.

I thought this should be an easy job. I quickly made a pre-departure plan. I am going finishing packing within five hours, evening I am going to spent with my old friends partying, whole night I am going to watch HBO and then I am going to surprise my parents by leaving at 4 am (4 hours before schedule time). My parents are kind of old fashioned. They would prefer to wait at the airport/station for 2 hours before departure than arrive right on time. I hate to do this, why spent 2 hours waiting at the station when a 5 overs match can be completed in an hour, isn't there a point in my argument?

I suddenly remembered, I have given few pants for alteration which I forgot to collect. Those pants suits me perfectly but thinking this is going to be just another hostel life I want to be on safer side, so I decided to reduce the waist size by 3 inches. Hostel food always kept me fit; home food makes me ugly. I looked at the watch one hour to go before 10 am. In my locality shops dont open before 10 am because if they do then they pay more tax to the local political parties. I call it free style tax because there is no VAT on it.

It was just another ordinary day. Mother made her morning tea, sat on the sofa. Father brought out his bundle of secret files out of the Almira just like every other day and began his calculation ( I call it recalculation), aided by a 10 years old calculator. After every calculation he turns the calculator to get a better reflection to see the display. In simple words, the display dont work. Anyways, who am I to interfere when it doesn't bother him? He called me and asked "did you speak to Mr. Banarjee yesterday?" Damn, now I also have to visit bank. By the time I called it a day it was 11 pm.

In the morning it was more like dumping things into my suitcase. Well, 'dumping things into suitcase' happens when you graduate from 'packing things'. The cheering screams of my mother/uncle/aunt and the sweet voice of my grand mother was working wonderfully. My father has a different approach. After working as captain for nearly 20 years he likes to have a back up plan always, probably he was now thinking what to do next when I miss this flight.

Dont pani..ccc..CCC, I am here at Edinburgh now. I caught the flight at right time, dont want to remember any thing more than that though.

I wouldn't say my pre-departure plan had lots of miss calculation. I would rather like to think it was just that there were to many unexpected external factors which stretched my plan a bit too wide but who gives a damn about what I think!!!


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Click here to read Chapter one: The sleep
Click here to read Chapter two: The Departure
Click here to read Chapter three: The arrival
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Sunday, June 8, 2008

THE MOMENT IT CLICKS




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Saturday, June 7, 2008

Life in Edinburgh


Life in Edinburgh

Chapter one: The sleep

I almost jumped off my bed when I heard that loud voice. Its none other than my mother! She was inquiring if there is any thing that she could do so that I begin packing my things. I am going to Uk in 3 days. Being in a boarding school all my life, I was under the impression that I am a master when it comes to packing luggage and leave. Well, thats not a complete lie. I do pack my things very quickly. I learn it from my grand father who was a colonel in British Indian Army. It's just that I always forget some thing or other.

Following 2 days was very boring for me. I became very lethargic. I couldn't focus my mind on any thing at once. My mind was completely flooded with different imaginative ideas. The thought of me being a foreign educated kept bothering me always. Once I even thought of being a cobbler. Why not? an intellectual person being a cobbler, how creative that would be!

It is September 7th and the heat out side is deadly. After long hours of sleep I looked at the fan's blade to see if it was still rotating. Long hours of sleep in this hot afternoon made me so tired that I couldn't help my self, I slept back.

In the evening I went to see my grand mother. She is 88 years old and lives with my 3rd uncle in our inner building which was built up on our courtyard. Looking at her, her eyes drew my attention to the Almira which stands right in front of her bed. Due to her old age she lost partial eye sight 6 years back. Some times she looks to the opposite direction and talks. I always take due care to make sure she is looking at me while talking. Not to mention I find it funny to do this. It dint take long for her to understand the 'funny' part of it. So, these days she looks strait at the Almira and talks. That Almira is a Pandora's box to me. It has a small secret shelf. I wouldn't mind opening that shelf now to see if it still has those Rs.1 coins which she used to give me secretly to buy chocolate when I was 7 years old. I was sent to a boarding school at the age of 8, so I really still dont know what that secret shelf looks like.

Back home, the moment I switched on the TV. The electricity went off. Damn, being in Chennai for so long I forgot Barasat is still a village with few extra high rise buildings since my last visit. Fortunately, dint had to sleep without fan. Thanks to our old fashion inverter.

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Click here to read Chapter one: The sleep
Click here to read Chapter two: The Departure
Click here to read Chapter three: The arrival
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